Saturday, September 6, 2008

Barack Obama: "SAME-ah Palin" is both Bush and Cheney.


Oh, the lololol-meter in high alert as Obama tip-toes around Palin's ovaries. The latest? "He chose somebody who may be even more aligned with George Bush – or Dick Cheney, or the politics we’ve seen over the last eight years – than John McCain himself is."

Put your money where your mouth is, Barack.

How is Governor Palin like the son of a wealthy U.S. President?

How is Governor Palin like the C.E.O. of Halliburton?

How has Sarah Palin demonstrated that she would go to war with a state like Iraq over a farce like WMDs?

How has Sarah Palin given military contracts to a company of which she was a former C.E.O.?

And are we really going to project "Bush politics" onto someone your cheerleaders are essentially trying to "Swiftboat" themselves?

I'm waiting!

Oh, wait. That's right. She isn't any of those things, has never done any of those things, and has never promised to do any of those things.

Sarah Palin is not Geroge Bush or Dick Cheney, and neither is John McCain for that matter.

But I guess this attempt to create a "SAME-ah Palin" doesn't have quite the same rallying cry that your supporters' infantile "McSame" does, does it? So you're just throwing crap on the faces of American voters, hoping it will stick.

Try again.

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